Tummy Twigger

Keep Smiling!!!!!! (¨`•.•´¨) It Is The Second `•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) Best Thing U Can Do (¨`•.•´¨)¸.•´ With Your Lips! `•.¸.•´

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Height of the eeee World!!

Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other.

Two persons fighting through emails.

Receiving no emails for a week.

The email server being down.

Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.'

A person sending email to himself

Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match

Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you By some one in the receiving chain.

U r swimming in the water tank and shout 'F1 F1 F1 ' instead of shouting 'HELP' when u are unable to swim...

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

JOKES - To lighten your stress and keep the smile on your face

Sardarji:I want to stich curtain for my computer
> > > Tailor : Why curtain for computer
> > > Sardarji: I got Windows installed on my computer
> > > ---------------------------------
> > > Saddam meets Kajol asks her how is life?
> > > Kajol says Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gum . How about u?
> > > Saddam says Kabhi Bush Kabhi Bomb
> > > --------------------------------
> > > Dil Hai to pyaar hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
> > > pyaar hai to ishq hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
> > > ishq hai to mohabbat hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
> > > Mohabat hai to dard hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
> > > Dard hai to Zandu Balm Hai
> > > ----------------------------------------
> > > Teacher asks Who is Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
> > > Sardaarji :They all r 4 best friends
> > > -----------------------------------------
> > > Sardaarji tells his wife
> > > Tum meri Kalpana ho
> > > Tum meri Bhavana ho
> > > Tum meri prerna ho
> > > Wife says :Chalo, aaj sye aap mere liye Dinesh,Rakesh,Suresh ho :))
> > > ---------------------------------
> > > Sardaarji had twins Named Tin & Martin
> > > Again had twins named Peter & Repeater
> > > Again had twins named Max & Climax
> > > Again had Twins got fedup named Tired & Retired
> > > -------------------------------------
> > > Har samundhar mye saahil nahi hota,Wah,wah,Wah......
> > > Har jaahaz mye misile nahi hota, Wah,wah,Wah......
> > > Agar Dhirubhai nahi hota to har lucche kye pass mobile nahi hota
> > > -------------------------------------
> > > Air Hostess asks laloo:Sir are u vegetarian/non-vegetarian
> > > Laloo says I am sagittarian
> > > Air hostess asks:Sir aap Shakahari hai/Mansahari hai
> > > Laloo says " Main Bihari hoon"
> > >
> > >
> > > Have a Cheerful Day

Monday, March 27, 2006

One Liner Humor

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if
you take them while driving.

Having one child makes you a parent; having
two you are a referee.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband!

I believe we should all pay
our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to
her or she'll take it anyway.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

Ladies first.
Pretty ladies sooner.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

You're getting old when you enjoy remembering
things more than doing them.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

Real friends are the ones who survive
transitions between address books.

Saving is the best thing. Especially
when your parents have done it for you.

Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

Thursday, March 23, 2006

: Why do boys go to temples?

: Why do boys go to temples?Becoz temple is the only place where u can find..











... AND

Finally..... TRIPTI.....

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Woodcutter, Axe and the Gennie...

This is not that story which you heard in your childhood but half of the story is same…

ok carry on reading this ...

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.When he cried out, Gennie appeared and asked," Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water.

Then Gennie went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

"Is this your axe?" Gennie asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

Gennie again went down and came up with a silver axe.

"Is this your axe?" he asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

Gennie went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?"
Gennie asked.

The woodcutter replied," Yes."

Gennie was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him

all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.

One day while he was walking with his wife along the

riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river.

When he cried out,Gennie again appeared and asked him,

"Why are you crying?"

"Gennie, my wife has fallen into the water!"

Gennie went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.

"Is this your wife?" he asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

Gennie was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me Gennie. It is a misunderstanding.

You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez,

You will come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Then if I also say 'no' to her, You will come up with my wife, and I will
say 'yes,'

and then all three will be given to me.

But Gennie, I am a poor man and I will not be able to

take care of all three wives, so *that's* why I said 'yes' this time!!!!