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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Indian boy on 1st day at school in USA

Indian boy on his first day at school in USA.......... awesome


Here is a funny joke about an Indian boy on his first day at school inthe USA .

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.

Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had hishand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.

"Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for thePeople, shall not perish from the Earth?"again no response except from Chandrashekhar.

"Abraham Lincoln, 1863" saidChandrashekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! About its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,""Who said that?" she demanded.

Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese PrimeMinister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"

Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to theteacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Conditto Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!"

And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq, 2005."

4 Comments:

At 7:41 PM, Blogger filter kaapi said...

kinky..really funny

 
At 6:42 AM, Blogger punjabi~car~freak! said...

Amazing piece of work munna

amazing

 
At 8:20 AM, Blogger Asha said...

That was really hilarious.Great job getting this from somewhere:)

 
At 11:18 PM, Blogger Are U Kidding Mee !!!!!! said...

hey that was too funny ..nice :)

 

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