Time for some male bashing.....
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
posted by PriPat @ 2:28 AM
2 Comments:
Q: What is the difference between women and puppies?
A: Puppies are faithful.
Q: Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they apply too much make up
Q: What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Both of them need good maintainence.
Q: If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Umm Save the..bricks .... Bricks are useful let the women go...
Q: What did God say after he created woman?
A: Flip man !!!!!Forgot to give them brains.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
A: Non exsist.. and UFO's are lot better if ther are any
Q: What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
A: That's their business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! They are still following the directionless women...
Q: What is the difference between women and pigs?
A:NONE if no make up is applied
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: Why does a women always wanna marry and make life HELL!!!!!
Q: What do you do with a woman who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Return it!!!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: LOL...are there any smart women...
i commented before on this blog tat it is fun to read... and i say it again, Tummy Twigger is more fun to read...
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