JOKES - To lighten your stress and keep the smile on your face

Sardarji:I want to stich curtain for my computer
> > > Tailor : Why curtain for computer
> > > Sardarji: I got Windows installed on my computer
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> > > Saddam meets Kajol asks her how is life?
> > > Kajol says Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gum . How about u?
> > > Saddam says Kabhi Bush Kabhi Bomb
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> > > Dil Hai to pyaar hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
> > > pyaar hai to ishq hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
> > > ishq hai to mohabbat hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
> > > Mohabat hai to dard hai, Wah,wah,Wah......
> > > Dard hai to Zandu Balm Hai
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> > > Teacher asks Who is Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
> > > Sardaarji :They all r 4 best friends
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> > > Sardaarji tells his wife
> > > Tum meri Kalpana ho
> > > Tum meri Bhavana ho
> > > Tum meri prerna ho
> > > Wife says :Chalo, aaj sye aap mere liye Dinesh,Rakesh,Suresh ho :))
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> > > Sardaarji had twins Named Tin & Martin
> > > Again had twins named Peter & Repeater
> > > Again had twins named Max & Climax
> > > Again had Twins got fedup named Tired & Retired
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> > > Har samundhar mye saahil nahi hota,Wah,wah,Wah......
> > > Har jaahaz mye misile nahi hota, Wah,wah,Wah......
> > > Agar Dhirubhai nahi hota to har lucche kye pass mobile nahi hota
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> > > Air Hostess asks laloo:Sir are u vegetarian/non-vegetarian
> > > Laloo says I am sagittarian
> > > Air hostess asks:Sir aap Shakahari hai/Mansahari hai
> > > Laloo says " Main Bihari hoon"
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> > > Have a Cheerful Day