One Liner Humor

[1]
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if
you take them while driving.


[2]
Having one child makes you a parent; having
two you are a referee.


[3]
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband!


[4]
I believe we should all pay
our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted
cash


[5]
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.


[6]
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent


[7]
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it
later.


[8]
You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it


[9]
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.


[10]
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired.

[11]
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to
her or she'll take it anyway.

[12]
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.


[13]
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.


[14]
Ladies first.
Pretty ladies sooner.


[15]
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16]
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering
things more than doing them.


[17]
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.


[18]
Real friends are the ones who survive
transitions between address books.

[19]
Saving is the best thing. Especially
when your parents have done it for you.


[20]
Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something

[21]
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!