Bollywoooood Khazana

YE World hai na world, isme kya kya ajeebo gareeeb gane atee hai ……

DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

barabar ich to hai na ……

Smoking2) Drinking3) Charas4) Ganja5) Chicken6) Mutton7) Oily food8) Masala 9)Sleep & obesity10)Pollution
= Heart Attack

Matlab

DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!





BAAP OF ALL PJS

One gangster gave three fully sealed khokas (typical Mumbaian word, u should be familiar if u have seen Vaastav) to his fellow and ordered him not to open these khokas....after three days, gangstar shot that fellow. When another gang boy asked his gangster why you shot him, he said I ordered him not to open these khokas but he did not obey my order. Gang boy said that three khokas were still fully sealed then how did you know that he had opened the khokas??

Gangster said when I touched three khokas I felt two khokas were hot and
one was cold. Gang boy could not understand anything..

Can you guess how the gangstar found it out???

guess.....





'thandaa matlab khoka khola'




Ajj ka world hai na instant world hai! E world hai! Sab kuch zoooom bhaga ta hai. TO ha hamare filmstar ka bhi EEEEEEEE-mail hai! Wanaa it just note down…
Bollywood Film Stars mail-ids

AbhishekBacchan:
I_can_act_too@yuva.com

AmitabhBacchan:
Indian_james_bond@afterKBC.tv

AnilKapoor:
expert@copyingsouthindianmovies.com

SalmanKhan:
why_do_I_always_get_into_trouble@needagirlfriend.com

ShahRukhKhan:
over_emotions@mostmovies.com

RamGopalVarma:
same_formula@bombayunderworld.co.in

SunilShetty:
hoping_to_be@indianarnold.com

AamirKhan:
whats_up_with_the_hairstyle@mangalpande.com

AamirKhan(alternateaddress):
married_or_not@toomanyaffairs.com

SaifAliKhan:
goofy_roles@suitsmeperfect.com

HritikRoshan(alternateaddress):
main_aisa_kyon_hoon@askyourdad.com

AjayDevgan:
finally_I_started_to_act@aftersomanyyears.com

BobbyDeol:
noone_thinks_I_can_act@getanotherjob.com

Sunny Deol:
He is still busy fighting Pakistani soldiers. Mail address is a
secret.

Urmila:
ramgopalvarma_has_forgotten_me@nomorerangeela.com

MallikaSherawat:
I_dont_need_to_act@overexposureworks.com

AmishaPatel:
Kaho_na_pyaar_hai@wasmyonlyhit.com

KareenaKapoor:
oh_iam_so_cute_and_talented@nobodyelsethinksso.com

Raveena Tandon:
waiting_for_third_umpire@stumped.com


Raam ne sita se shaadi ki..
Ravan ne sita ko kidnap kia..
Hanuman ne sita ko bachaya ...
To batao Vaastav mein hero kaun???
..

SANJAY DUTT !!


What is the plural of Shahrukh Khan??
Answer: - ICICI
How??
Shahrukh :Main Hoon Na ............ ICICI: Hum Hai Na :-)