More laugh.....

~~Why is 1010 a dangerous number?
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ANS: Because it is Hazardous (Hazar-Dus)


~~What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

~~The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign'
~~What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.

~~When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

~~A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."

~~The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.
The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong .

~~ Rods teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Rods seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls." The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advice. I have the same problem with his Father."


~~What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.

~~ Teacher to a Sardar: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example,
Sardar: I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, and So I Love Your Daughter.

~~ Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi. Waha RAM ke Mandir me gaya,
Ram ne kaha.
Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi.

~~ A Kid asks the Priest: Father what is your Favorite Pastime...?
The Priest pats the kids head & replies: NUN My Child NUN....!!

~~ Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone
Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310
now it is 6610"

~~ Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College,
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa: No is not studying, they r Studying him.

~~ Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho
gai...!! Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari
umra kabra khodnemai bitegi..!!

~~ Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile, Police ko dene chale, Santa agar
koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?
Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!

~~ Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her,
I LOVE U SISTER.

~~A sardarji goes for a job interview in an office.
The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Mr., can you tell us your age, please?"
The sardarji counts carefully on his fingers for half a minute before replying. "Um ... 22."
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"
The sardarji stands up and produces a measuring tape from his handbag..he then traps one end under his foot and extends the tape to the top of his head. he checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!"
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the he won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The sardarji bobs his head from side to side for about fifteen seconds!
Mouthing something silently to himself, before replying, "Gurpreet!”.
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "What were you doing when I asked you your name?"
"Oh, that!" replies the sardarji," I was just running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...Happy Birthday dear Gurpreet...happy birthday to you...'."