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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

More of the Rajni!!

If you spell Rajnikanth in scrabble, you win. FOREVER.

Rajnikanth doesn’t get frostbite. He bites frost.

Outer space exists only because it’s afraid to be on the same planet as Rajnikanth.

Rajnikanth played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

They once made Rajnikanth toilet paper but it didnt work. Rajnijanth doesnt take shit from ANYBODY.

Rajnikanth sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

There is no such thing as evolution. It’s just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live.

Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

Rajinikanth can judge a book by it’s cover.

Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

Rajinikanth can make onions cry.

Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Rajinikanth has already been to Mars. That’s why there are no signs of life there.

Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.

Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.

When Rajnikanth hits you, even google can’t find you.

Rajnikanth doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.

Superman can fly. Rajnikanth can make others fly.

Time waits for Rajnikanth. And he can kill time too.

Dead sea died because Rajnikanth killed it.

If you ask Rajnikanth what time it is, he says “2 seconds till” . After you ask “till what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Rajnikanth does not wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

His email id: gmail@rajnikanth.com!

His email id: rajnikanth@hotmale.com

Rajnikanth can drown a fish.

Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.

Once, a cobra bit Rajinikanth. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Rajinikanth and Superman once made a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underpants on the outside.

Rajinikanth was once in a knife fight: And the knife lost.

When Rajinikanth gets pulled over, he lets the cop off with a warning.

It takes Rajinikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Rajinikanth bit the apple in the Apple logo.

Death once had a near-Rajinikanth experience.

Rajinikanth kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is “The Two”.

Rajinikanth sleeps with the light on. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.

Rajinikanth once played the Wheel Of Fortune. It is still spinning.

Rajinikanth can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.

Rajinikanth can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.

Rajinikanth made a Happy Meal cry.

Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

Rajinikanth knows the last digit of pi.

Rajinikanth is so fast that he can lock the drawer and leave the keys inside.

Rajinikanth can squeeze orange juice out of a banana.

The Chennai – Delhi Rajdhani Express once missed Rajinikanth. It ran as fast as it could but failed to catch him.

Rajinikanth was once shot in the heart. The bullet died.

When Rajinikanth had surgery, the anesthesia was given to the doctors.

The dinosaurs aren’t extinct. They’re just hiding from Rajinikanth.

Rajinikanth called 911 to order Chinese, and got it.

Stars wish upon Rajinikanth.

What would happen if Rajnikanth enters the BigBoss house? “Rajnikanth chahte hain ki BigBoss confession room mein aa jayen”

3 Comments:

At 11:03 PM, Blogger Siddharth Soni said...

That's a great Rajni summary.

But the point is Rajni is beyond summaries! :)

 
At 8:34 PM, Blogger PriPat said...

In fact Rajni name itself summarizes all!
Thx for dropping by!

 
At 7:52 AM, Blogger Rachit said...

My inbox is full of Rajni's joke..:P

 

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